“Bunkum & Boodle” sounds so much like an accounting firm or maybe a law firm, I just couldn’t resist.
Considering numbers represent finite units of wealth, and so aren’t quite as easily manipulated by abstract principles of interpretation, I’ll go with accounting.
Maybe I should call Bunkum & Boodle “Congressional Accountants,” or how about this:
Bunkum & Boodle Congressional Accounting
“Where nonsense guides the theft and expenditure of your money.”
Thanks, Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Day.