Aside

it’s not good for man to be alone


God said it’s not good for man to be alone, so He made woman, which was kind of a strange decision because woman wants to sit in a warm bubble bath all alone. Maybe God should have just made a bro and a beer tree. Then man and his bro could drink beer and throw rotting apples at the cows and the cats and each other. That sounds like a full day.

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